English slang for Masturbating!!!!
1 Band/ Smack/ Crack one out
2 Hand Shandy
3 Five knuckle shuffle
4 Bash the bishop
5 Pull the plonker
6 Wank
7 Pull the pork sword
8 Jostle
9 Go and have a sex wee
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- Stewielad
- Hi there Im a 35 yr old male from the dark depths of Kent. I love music with a passion,especially old school metal and thrash. I play guitar and drums well enough and im just trying to learn how to play the mandolin.Im not very good at it yet thought!
1 comment:
You forgot a few....Choke the Chicken , Spank the monkey and Strokin the Salami ...LOL...your great Stew !!!
XOXOXO
NJLB
http://journals.aol.com/njlittlebear/MyBigFatGeekLife
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