Tuesday, 15 April 2008

The Culling Of The Herd

Well the cull has happened. We lost.

1 - Flagpole Knickers. No great suprise as her mouth did more work than her hands did, and at least we wont have to listen to her fucking boring life anymore.

2 - Moaner Linda. As the name goes..loverly woman but by fuck did she moan.

3 - Gill. I liked Gill, daft as a sack of spanners but she was ok.

4 - Lucy. Grassing cunt.

5 - Carolynn. Another on as daft as fuck, but she was ok really.

6 -Pauline. No loss, she was a shit cleaner. In more ways than one.

The suprise's of the day ( more like dissapointments! ) was that Major Fuck up and Thrush stayed. How the major managed to keep her job is anyones guess. I f it was anyone else they would have been out ages ago.
Its been odd this week with them gone. Everybody is down by the seems of it. I was today. I have a feeling I'm getting stitched up a bit, but who knows.

We'll have to see how things go.

He's just a boy who has lost his way
He's a rebel and he's all run down.

Renegade - Thin Lizzy

Monday, 7 April 2008

More Good News

Well boys and girls, this week has been interesting ( and it's only Monday ). We recieved letters this morning saying that we have lost a £500,000 contract ( nearly $1,000 000 ish ) and they are going to have to make people redundant. Reading between the lines of the letter it looks like they are getting rid of the dead wood, which is a good thing. So Thrush, Ting Tong and General Fuck Up might be going ( Here's hoping!! ) Aunty couldn't care but Flagpole Knickers  was quiet and bricking it. She's recently just got a house with her latest fuck buddy, so she was all me me me again today for a change. I'm not fussed really to be honest, you can always get another job.

The weather has been funny again. On Friday I had my air conditioning on in the car on the way home, and on Sunday I woke up to 3 inch's....................of snow of snow on the ground...fucked up that was. Global warming ay?

I dived in from work on Wednesday and ordered my Queen tickets for the 02 arena in October. I cant wait. I went to see them in 1986 at Wembley stadium and Knebworth park, and I got to the Freddie Mercury tribute concert. There's something about seeing them live that is nothing like seeing any other band, and I have a feeling that this maybe one of the last time's they go out. I hope not.

P.S. Gaz..I not that fucking fat. I'm 14.5 but I would like to be 11.5 to 12 stone. Cheeky bastard...lol x