Totally unreal

This you aint going to believe. I came out in a bad rash on my face yesterday, so I phoned up my H.I.V. doctor this morning to have a chat with him about it. He told me to go straight up there and see him, which I did.He's had a look at me and it turns out that im elergic to the cold!!! Thats a new one on me! He told me that I should'nt be in the cold at work and that I need an office job. He even told me that he will write me a letter for work explaining this.

I feel some major piss taking at work coming on!!!