Broken Shitters!!

I sat all nicely last night for a quiet dump and all was well, that was until I filed the paperwork and tried to send it on its way. I flushed away and promptley ripped the shithouse handle off! Oh dear..no flush and at that time of the night there was nowhere open to get a new one. I managed to get one today and fit it, and I at last managed to flush away the offending turd! Thank god aswell, the house was starting to hussel up a bit.

I booked some tickets for Motorhead tonight. Im really excited and I didn't expect to go as I cant afford it, but my loverly Mum has paid for them for me..I love her..lol