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Sorry people I'm still alive. I've not posted as I've not really wanted to. I've been in a very very dark place the last 6 weeks or so. I'm out of it now I think. Well whats happened.

Last Friday I had the day off work to help Lee out with a musical the he was playing for. He teaches these kids on a Sunday for a dance school that his friend runs, and this was there end of term show. So anyway, I learnt the entire musical Grease on the drums on Friday morning. I've never really heard the musical version before, so I didn't know half the songs. We got through it though, and I did enjoy it, the big bonus was we didn't row once..i just did as I was told!

This week he's in doing the Full Monty show at our local big theatre. He's got to get his cock out and everything...lol. I'm going with my nephew and my Mum ( how embarising ) on Friday night. I wont laugh ( I promise!! ) He's working so hard at the moment. He's doing ( done ) 3 shows, working a job, teaching on a Sunday and going to college all at the same time. I'm so proud of him, he knows what he wants to do, and it's a sacrifice at the moment as I only get to be woth him once or twice a week ( although we do speak every day ) but I know it's for the good in the long run. I do love him.

Work sucks donkey bollocks!! It's awfull. Somehow it's become obvious the people they got rid of we're the people that kept the atmosphere alive in there. It's fucking dead, and at times you get bollocked for being to loud, then you get told to be quiet, so you do, then you get bollocked for being moody. You cant fucking win!!! I've told Natalie that I'm activly looking for a job elsewere. There may be a job in the office coming up in October, but I've got a feeling I'm going to get fucked over for it.

Anyway, I hope your all well, and even though I've been hiding, I've been thinking about you all!!

The Culling Of The Herd

Well the cull has happened. We lost.

1 - Flagpole Knickers. No great suprise as her mouth did more work than her hands did, and at least we wont have to listen to her fucking boring life anymore.

2 - Moaner Linda. As the name goes..loverly woman but by fuck did she moan.

3 - Gill. I liked Gill, daft as a sack of spanners but she was ok.

4 - Lucy. Grassing cunt.

5 - Carolynn. Another on as daft as fuck, but she was ok really.

6 -Pauline. No loss, she was a shit cleaner. In more ways than one.



The suprise's of the day ( more like dissapointments! ) was that Major Fuck up and Thrush stayed. How the major managed to keep her job is anyones guess. I f it was anyone else they would have been out ages ago.
Its been odd this week with them gone. Everybody is down by the seems of it. I was today. I have a feeling I'm getting stitched up a bit, but who knows.

We'll have to see how things go.

He's just a boy who has lost his way
He's a rebel and he's all run down.

Renegade - Thin Lizzy

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Well boys and girls, this week has been interesting ( and it's only Monday ). We recieved letters this morning saying that we have lost a £500,000 contract ( nearly $1,000 000 ish ) and they are going to have to make people redundant. Reading between the lines of the letter it looks like they are getting rid of the dead wood, which is a good thing. So Thrush, Ting Tong and General Fuck Up might be going ( Here's hoping!! ) Aunty couldn't care but Flagpole Knickers  was quiet and bricking it. She's recently just got a house with her latest fuck buddy, so she was all me me me again today for a change. I'm not fussed really to be honest, you can always get another job.

The weather has been funny again. On Friday I had my air conditioning on in the car on the way home, and on Sunday I woke up to 3 inch's....................of snow of snow on the ground...fucked up that was. Global warming ay?

I dived in from work on Wednesday and ordered my Queen tickets for the 02 arena in October. I cant wait. I went to see them in 1986 at Wembley stadium and Knebworth park, and I got to the Freddie Mercury tribute concert. There's something about seeing them live that is nothing like seeing any other band, and I have a feeling that this maybe one of the last time's they go out. I hope not.

P.S. Gaz..I not that fucking fat. I'm 14.5 but I would like to be 11.5 to 12 stone. Cheeky bastard...lol x

Tommy Tits

I've not been a well bunny over this weekend, I've had a nasty case of the tom tits. I think there is a bug going round because Nick has had it aswell. It's a good way to lose some weight though.

I've got 2 years to lose 3 stone at least, I dont want to be to heavy for my wedding photo's. Lee's gone into overkill with it though. Last night he had me looking at wedding cakes online ( Pleeeeaaase! ) asking what one I liked. I though a tray of fairy cakes would be funny but apparantly not, neither is getting married in a brewery so I'm told. I think it's a great idea.

Work is getting back to normal at last. It's not been so manic the last week, and I've not really got the ump with anyone. Miss Non Conformance queen ( Major Fuckup ) has been out doing herself though, Julia has been wrighting them out like doctor wrights notes out for cream at the clap clinic. It'll keep Natalie and James busy when the reviews come round. Speaking off which, I filled my assesment for out with all the bile and hate I could summon..it'll make for an interesting assesment meeting.

Quick Little Notice

Just thought I'd let you know that after a little talk that happened this evening, Lee and Myself shall be getting married in 2010!

Some Cunt Stole My Sack Barrow!!!

Bare with me, this is going to be piss and moan central!

On Wednesday of last week, so little fucking scroat bag stole my sack barrow from just outside my van. I was in the van moving a few boxes around and left the barrow outside. This was at a fucking school aswell. Fucking kids!!

I was in a perfectly good mood today until I got back to the office this afternoon, then the dark clouds came down very quickly. Thrush and Ting Tong are still just being annoying and thick cunts, Flagpole Knickers ( who's usually ok ) is being a thick cunt aswell.....Example

FP: Shall I put these books on Mondays shelf?

Me : What day are they going out?

F.P: Wednesday

Me : Is the any room on Wednesday's shelf?

FP: Ermm yeah

Me: Well put it on fucking Wednesday shelf then!!!

Fuck me it's not rocket science!!! I got a bit shirty after this and everything seemed to get to me. What really pisses me off is when I get shouted at for stuff that hasn't been packed and sent out.

A: It's not my job, it's Nick's

B: I really couldn't give a flying fuck to be honest...I really couldn't.

Nick has to pack the books that I'm taking, pack the stuff that's going by the courier, pack the stuff thats going by post, and occasionaly send out some clear stickers in boxes, which all have to be made up. The courier and post stuff takes a while, as you have to work out the postage and fill out paperwork for them, so it takes much longer than normal. The label machine is often in use by other people,  so that takes longer to get to. I asked Chav Bird to do some but was answered with " I dont get time to do them "...yeah LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN THE WORLD TO DO IT!!!!. This with her also sending stuff over that hasn't even been put in the system, and with no address on the docket so you cant even put them on the computer yourself. So tonight I just dumped the box and the docket on her desk and fucked off home. She had already given my the shits, by watching and laughing next to me while a load of books fell down and hit me in the face. I nearlly re-enacted the box throwing incident by throwing the books all over the place.

Major Chaos I've now renamed Major Fuckup after the amount of howlers she's been making. How she's kept her job I dont know, if it had been anyone else they would have got the bullet ages ago. The Spitmeister has kept his nose out at least.

It's a good job, it's just a shame that 80% of the people that work there are useless talentless shit stiring back stabbing cunts!!!

On a better note, I've just got myself a new mobile phone. The old one was great, but I've gone back onto contract and got myself a Samsung F700. I wanted an IPhone, but after reading the reviews on it, they seem shit, plus this and the fact the thieving fucks want £280 on top of the contract for it, they can go swing.

I booked my Mum some tickets to see Status Quo up at Rochester Castle in July. I'm trying to get out of it id I'm honest. I've seen them 22 or 23 times already,and I know the set list as well as they do.

I've got a very large bottle of Lowenbrau on the go, which will be followed by a large bottle of Budvar. I need to drown my sorrows.

 

Horrible Eye Thing

The eye test thing yesterday was horrid. I think I failed the eye test miserably, I couldn't read the bottom three lines of the chart. After that they put some horrid stuff in my eyes to make my pupils go big ( excellent use of grammer! ). I tell ya, I couldn't see a fucking thing, my vision was blurry and it gave me a bastard headache, and three fucking hours it took to sort itself out.

Anyway, it has kicked of major style at work. Major Chaos ( tohelenback...in joke ) has been fucking up beyond belief and as she has a nasty habit of trying to blame every other cunt but herself, she is starting to make many people shit itch! The spitmeister has been sticking his nose into where it's not desired or required, pushing work through that could have waited, and wanting it delivered infront of everything else. Also he was going over Natalie's head,and as she's head of opperations and its her job to organise that stuff, it caused her to have a quite major stress out. As for Mrs Thrush and Ting Tong...don't get me fucking started on them...they both need to fuck off...and preferably as far away from me as possible! If Natalie walks ( which she nearly did this morning ) I would walk aswell, and I don't think I could handle the place if Major Chaos was in full charge again.
SHE FUCKING USELESS!!!!